Sometimes breaking the rules is just rude, arrogant and dangerous. The other day, I was finishing up in the locker room after a great leg workout, when this new guy strolled out of the showers and into the change area, buck naked (okay), barefoot (gross but still okay) and with at least an 8" boner sticking straight out, swinging from side to side (NOT okay!). There are locker room etiquette rules for hung guys so you do not end up looking like a big dick.
According to Hudson White, a former college football player, "Public nudity is natural but walking around with a boner in the gym locker room is something that other men should not be forced to look at."
"Men with large penises who are erect in the gym locker room are showing that they are sexually aroused. They don't come across as naturalists but rather perpetuate stereotypes of hung guys as arrogant and egotistical."
Hudson warns, "And don't even think about breaking the rule of fatherhood by sporting a boner in the change room at the community swimming pool where we bring our kids!"
The human body is beautiful. And as humans, good manners are a part of the social norms to help us live with and care about each other.
The locker room is not a sexual place, no matter what the porno documentaries show. When you are hung and erect in public, you're challenging other males in an inappropriate venue that can easily escalate to yelling & a fist fighting.
When men are confined in a small area, we need to follow rules and boundaries to keep the testosterone levels in check.
A locker room is not your personal washroom. Follow theses man-rules to maintain order amongst men:
He laughed it off and looked down. When he looked up again and saw that I was maintaining eye contact like a former gym-teacher, he knew that I meant business and back down... and went down to flaccid again.
Outside the locker room, I shook hands with him to enforce that we were alright and not to do it again. (Having a big black guy confront him while naked and hard is a totally different topic.)
And a man with a large penis should be humble and modest with his genetic gift, especially in a non-sexual public venue.
Practice good locker room etiquette and don't do a disservice for all hung guys and for yourself. If not, one of these days, you just might be 'that guy' on the bench press who gets his windpipe crushed by a barbell while other guys stand around and watch. Don't be a big dick.
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